|
|
Saturday, May 14th, 2005
| |
5:00 pm - Steal steal steal
|
CRUTCH AND CAST
01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
07. Put this in your journal.
|
|
(14 comments | comment on this)
|
| Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
| |
10:03 pm - Fer sure, fer sure..
|
I am so lame.
Lame, lame, lame.
Graz is leaving tomorrow night. April vacation with zero Jacquelene. Wow. I'm going to really have to get creative. Bleh. Courtney is leaving tomorrow night, too. And Shannon. And that whole Myrtel Beach crew. What what. If I was in a vacation crew we fer sure wouldnt be going to Myrtel Beach. Its like aww! Sounds like its somewhere tropical! Oh really?? Cause guess what, its in Virginia. Fucking Virginia?! Hah Welp, you win some, you lose some. Miss you Grazy! ):
Heather I'm coming this vaca. Like for true. I'm going to have a whole week off and the only person I really even hang out with is Jacquelene, so I'll be all alone. I'll take the train in by myself. I don't care. Hah laaaaaaaaaame.
Today.. In photo.. We talked a lot about herpes. HERPES. Herpes sack? Imagine your eating your girlfriend out and prior to that you were sucking on a Jolly Rancher. Well.. In the midst of all that crazy torpedo tougne action you lose your hard candy.. Well.. Inside her. So, like a normal human being, you go searching. I mean shes not gonna know the difference between a tougne on a mission for pleasure island and a tougne on a mission for a watermelon flavored JR. Its all the same poking and proding to her. Anyways, you think you find it, so you go to bite down.. AND.. BOOM! Its a nice big herpes sack. All busted in your mouth now. Hah.. Well, what do you have to say for yourself?? Thats right, your preist was right.. Oral copulation is a mortal sin and God WILL punish you. Now matter how cruel and unusual the punishment may be. Gahhd. It could be anything from a herpes sack to a mouth full of crabs. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..(; True story by the way. I just added some JUICY detail. Sleep on that.
Now I'm going to find Jackie Thistle on this gosh darn website. I'll find you. I know I will. And when I do, I'll pop your herpes sack too. In Lauren's herpe mouth. -V
current mood:  exhausted
current music: OH! OH, SHIELA!
|
|
(5 comments | comment on this)
|
|
|
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
super_coop's journal